Is This A Picture Of Tom Brady Or A 4-Star QB Commit For Michigan?

Alexa enhance

Again

Alright I don’t want to make a huge deal out of this but I almost shit my pants yesterday when I saw this tweet. And not a shart or some nominal discharge. I’m talking full on double barrel loaf of shit in my underpants. Good hard shit.

But then I remembered that my judgment is significantly clouded right now. All my teams are in the sewer, I can’t pick my ass much less a football spread and naturally I’m in no position to render an opinion on behalf of Patriots fans.

Personally I’m sure Brady loves the aggressive social media game I’m just not sure what the rules are for ripping on high school kids.

Obviously if this post happens when he’s on campus, you lock this kid in a shed for a good 2 weeks or until he gets vertigo. Whichever hits first.

And obviously if this shit happened in the league… like some rookie UDFA photoshopping his instagram before camp. That would be met with the fire of 10 thousand suns from every corner of the internet and just generally be a weird move.

But again we’re talking about a high school kid from Chicago really excited about his commit to Jim Harbaugh.

At the end of the day though you gotta be slinging 5-stars to get my beef on this. Just can’t let 4-stars flex like this. Just seems unnecessary but same time if you back it up – Wow. Imagine winning 8 super bowls then being able to go back to this tweet 25 years from now and be Told You So.

That’s real power.