Nick Saban Had To Run The Treadmill For 20 Minutes Because His Wife, Miss Terry, Brought Down The Hammer After That Unsportsmanlike Penalty
If there’s one person who runs Tuscaloosa, it’s Miss Terry. Sure, Nick Saban may run college football. But she runs the man who runs college football so you do the math on that one. And if Nick Saban is going to start off the season by eviscerating an official to shreds over a sideline warning?
Well then Miss Terry is gonna send him on over to the treadmill for 20 minutes so he can think about what he did and how he handled himself in that situation. It doesn’t matter that the Tide were still easily able to cover once all the starters got back in on offense. It doesn’t matter that Tua threw for over 300 yards and 4 touchdowns. Nick Saban was cussin at the ref and Miss Terry isn’t going to let that go unpunished. But the scary thing is that Nick Saban is now bigger, stronger, and faster than he was on Saturday. Who knows, get Scott Cochran yelling at him while he’s on the treadmill after a few more 15-yard penalties and he could be able to plug himself into the starting lineup by the time LSU rolls around.