Nobody Is Partying Harder This Weekend Than Pat Riley

You thought maybe you were having a fun and going hard this Labor Day weekend and here comes Pat Riley dressed up as a some sort of Aladdin/Genie mix clearly high as hell living his best life while dancing to the Doobie Brothers. That my friends, is living. Everything about this video is fantastic. You think Pat Riley has a care in this world? He’s a man that enters a negotiation, doesn’t say a word and just drops his nuts rings on the table and waits for the player to sign. It just happened with Jimmy Butler. He got that dude to leave a team many think will compete for an opportunity to play past the second round. I’d guess hanging out with Pat Riley is bomb as hell despite him coming off as sort of this old dick. Especially if we’re talking about it being in Miami. Can you imagine him and Don Nelson in a room together? They’d put the Fordham Pussy Patrol out of business real quick.

After watching these short clips, I now need to know more about whatever the hell this is. Picture the conversation between Wade and Riley when he described what they were in for. I’m sure Riley went over there, they got all sorts of fucked up and the next thing you know you’re rocking chains  jamming out to the Doobie Brothers. What an all time song choice to. Growing up, every single time we got in the car my Mom made us listen to this Doobie Brothers cassette. That and Steve Winwood. Anyway, thankfully the internet exists because this is a great sneak peek into the legend that is Pat Riley. No wonder they always seem to be in the mix for big time free agents. Live in a cool city and Pat Riley will party his dick off with you at a moments notice.

Nobody is going to be happier that tomorrow is a holiday than this guy. That Monday morning hangover is going to be a real bitch. If I were a rival GM I’d get him on the phone and try and make a deal where he’ll agree to anything just to get you off the phone.