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Its The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

We finally get to sit on our fat rats and sit on the couch from 12 pm to 12 am. It isn’t all roses though its a god damn work day. Remember all the bets that you have and trying to keep all of your credit throughout the day is rough. There aren’t very good games besides Oregon at Auburn which still doesn’t make much sense to me. We all need to stick together as gamblers this season, I don’t need to be hearing about “oh man you only bet $50.” No I am betting my life savings every single game and thats why I yell at my tv like a god damn maniac. Like Dave says if you life isn’t being changed by these bets and I am taking after that. Lets #ridewithmush and win some coin.

NCAAF – The Motto is don’t be a pussy and take the big number. You also need make sure you line up all the games by time. Make sure you have at least 1 game at each time slot and make sure your food is ordered for the 3 oclock game.

Fau vs Ohio State 27.5

The only reason I am scared of this game is Lane Kiffin. I feel like he has mailed it in just retiring in Florida and this is my reasoning why to take these games. People are saying that Ohio State is going to be in the playoff they should be the shit out of fucking FAU. It is just straight science.

Pick Ohio State -27.5

Ketucky -11.5 – Toledo is trash and Kentucky returned some great players so take them.

Ole Miss vs Memphis Over 65 – These defenses don’t play defense. What more do you want me to say the defense stinks so take the over.

 Miss St – 18.5 . Just watch the college football show you’ll know exactly why i took this. Fucking Brandon Walker.

SMU +2.5

Oregon +3.5 – This is my test for Herbert. I hear how good he really is and all of these offensive weapons are back but they are still +3.5. Auburn at home definitely has an advantage with a great defense but they are starting a freshman quarterback. This is a huge game to have your 1st start so Oregon with the points here just seems like the right pick.

Enjoy the day everybody, Try not to lose everything and follow these picks because I am hot right now. Ride with me you rat dogs.