This Week In Internet Porn Comments Are Bizarre
If it’s Friday, it’s time for the PornHub Comments Of The Week. A nice little way to head into the weekend feeling better about yourself because as weird as you may be, at least you’re not a total freak commenting on porn. Real talk, the users on Pornhub weren’t throwing as much gas this week as they typically do. It actually took a lot of digging and searching to find these hidden gems. Or maybe I just wanted to see more videos. Either way, without further ado, here are the most bizarre comments from this week in internet porn.
This was on a cumshot compilation video so I have no other option but to believe that Baldoro is referring to jizz when he says “the babies”. Which is hilarious.
For only 25 cents a day, you could help starving children in Africa by sending fresh water and fresh pussy to eat.
If you’re creating a Presidential parody account on Pornhub, you’ve got some serious issues. But the fact that he misspelled “endorse” leads me to believe that this is the actual George W. Bush. Or a blogger. Either way.
There’s more to life than just incest porn, CandyGlamCupCake. A whole new world is out there just waiting for you. Have yourself a day.
Seems like an inconvenience to me. Why wouldn’t you just move your phone aside?
Wow, sofunnyxD. That’s a mighty high horse you rode in here on. You think a dude with the username “ilovenastycumsluts” gives a damn about your moral high ground? Think again, bitch.
First off, the emoji usage always throws me off in some of these comments. Second off, this sounds like a review of an Oscar nominated film. Maybe do just a tad less next time.
This was a Katy Perry video. So no, it’s not bad that you jerked it to the beat of the song. Because Katy Perry is the tits. Literally and figuratively.
I don’t even know what to say here.
Ouch. I burned myself on that scorching hot take bigusDDD just dropped on squirting.
I don’t know what planet youngNready17 is from, but let me make one thing very clear to all of you; Wank buddies are not real things.
BONUS BIZARRO
So last week one of the comments posted was some dude just dropping his phone number in a ruthless amount of videos. Luckily for us, one Stoolie took the call to arms and decided to text this creep. Here’s the ensuing conversation.
Love the no hesitation there going with “female” right away. Eye on the prize. I love it. Well anyway, as you could imagine, it didn’t take much convincing to get a dude dropping his phone number in the comment section of Pornhub to fire off a quick dick pic. So if you want to see the money shot, here you go. Just a fair warning: Do not click that link if you aren’t interested in looking at a hairy cock on a Friday afternoon.
And that wraps up this week’s best comments from the wonderful world of internet porn. As always, I hope none of you saw your username pop up here and if you did, you should probably start to reconsider some decisions you’ve made in your life. If you ever come across any golden comments throughout your travels, feel free to send me a heads up @BarstoolJordie.
Have a great weekend, everyone.