Poor Saquon Barkley Is Terrified Of Little Children At Eagles Games
Awwwww. Poor wittle Saquon Barkley. The big bad running back basically admitting that he’s absolutely terrified to even walk out of the tunnel when he has to play against the Eagles in Philadelphia. It wouldn’t surprise me to hear that he and Eli petitioned to the league to get the Giants out of the NFC East so they wouldn’t have to play here every year. Get a couple of 10-year-olds down at the Linc stringing a few cuss words together and these guys are shook to their core.
And here’s the thing–I’ve got nothing against Saquon. I hate that he’s on the Giants but I respect his talent. And I ca also respect the fact that he’s willing to admit that Philly fans scare the everliving shit out of him and his entire family. So I do feel a little bad that just the thought of traveling to Philly makes Saquon pee his pants. We’re actually a very friendly people here in Philly once you get to know us a little. But this is the NFL. Every game matters. So if you have young children at home and you plan on attending an Eagles vs Giants game this season, just make sure they’re up to speed with their cussing. The big ones are obviously important but don’t be afraid to sprinkle in a few of the lesser-known, underutilized cuss words as well. And maybe teach them how to shotgun cans of Mountain Dew before game time.