Lubbock, Texas Will Burn To The Ground If Texas Tech Football Goes Undefeated At Home Thanks To This Promise By Chris Beard

Just for reference here is Texas Tech’s home schedule:

So based on the S&P rankings, Texas Tech is slotted in the 55th spot in the country. The teams ahead of them on this schedule would be Oklahoma State (22), TCU (34) and Iowa State (43). I wouldn’t exactly call Texas Tech winning any of those games at home a massive upset, so this undefeated talk is possible.

But that’s not the point here. The point is imagine what Texas Tech will look like at this party. I mean Chris Beard HAS to know it’ll be outrageous. Remember these parties during the NCAA Tournament

And now we’re talking about football. You know who loves football? The state of Texas fucking loves football. Tech hasn’t had a winning season since 2015. Combine the two and you’re going to have absolute mayhem in the streets of Lubbock and I love it. This is what college is all about.

Plus this is just another story of Beard getting it. This is why I want him as Kentucky’s coach whenever Calipari decides to retire. He understands playing to the crowd. I mean the guy guaranteed Whataburger and to attend a wedding earlier this year

Now go undefeated so we can get the content of this party.