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Polish Chick Wants To Have Sex With 100,000 Men

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Huff PoIt’s good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch. Ania Lisewska, 21, is allegedly attempting to travel to every city in the world so she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each. “I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men,” she said, according to the Austrian Times. “In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill.” The supposed sex marathon allegedly began last month in Warsaw, according to her Facebook page, and she hopes to have her way across Poland before moving to other countries. So far, she’s had sex with 284 men, according to Fakt.pl and didn’t let the fact she has a serious boyfriend stop her. He told the Polish language website he was “not thrilled” with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and “had to come to terms” with it.

Only 99,716 to go, you Polish whore! Its funny – if you told me a normal chick fucked 284 dudes, I’d think she’s a complete dumpster. But if you tell me she’s fucked 284 and her goal is a hundred thousand, I just think she’s pathetic. Step your game up you fucking prude! You’ve accomplished less than 1%, bitch. You gotta fuck over 99,000 more guys and you gotta do it before you get fat and old and shit so, chop chop. Clock’s ticking you fucking landfill.

How about the boyfriend? I know I exaggerate a ton, but I’m being dead ass serious when I say he is hands down the most pathetic guy on the face of the earth. He might be the most pathetic man to ever live. Whats that, dude? You’re “not thrilled” with the fact that your girlfriend wants to get stuffed with a hundred thousand cocks? Don’t too keen on the idea of her being waterlogged with thousands of gallons of other men’s semen? Yea thats probably not the most agreeable situation, you fucking spineless slug. Your girlfriend wanting to fuck 6 digits worth of dick is not a “hobby.” Painting is a hobby. Knitting is a hobby. Making ships in a bottle? Thats a hobby. Your girlfriend taking about 600,000 inches of dick is not a hobby. You’re dating a barnyard whore bro. Snap back to reality.