Sweet 85 Year Old Grandma Bakes Cookies, Knits Her Great Granddaughter A Binky, And...Gets Arrested For Lewd Sexual Activity With 5 Grandpas In A Public Park?

FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) — Six people ranging in age from 62 to 85 face sex charges after being arrested in a conservation area in Connecticut.

Police say the six, five men and an 85-year-old woman, were involved in lewd and sexual activity in the Grace Richardson conservation area in Fairfield earlier this month.

Police say the area was being publicized on the internet as an area for people to meet and have sex.

Those arrested face charges ranging from breach of peace to public indecency. They were released on promises to appear in court.

5 grandpas and 1 grandma…we talkin’ gangbang here?

This old-timer is especially deviant –

Witnesses said they spotted him walking around a park naked, before police found him inside his car “with his shirt and shorts draped over him and no underwear.” [NST]

The use of “sex sting” had me thinking at first about a sex slave network or child porn or something disgusting like that, and I was ready to bury these bags of bones under the jail.  But a gangbang deep in the woods?  Consensual orgies on the floor of the forest amongst nature and beneath the foliage with a soft, erotic summer breeze?  I don’t see why we need to arrest and prosecute here – sex is a huge part of your well-being, and these guys know death is knockin at the door.  Every “oldest person in the world” that is interviewed always credits cigarettes, whisky, and an active fuck life as the keys to longevity.  Looks like  the only “indecency” here is that these cops are basically murdering the elderly.

If these old geezers aren’t hurting anyone outside of the general soreness grandma is experiencing after the gangbang, I don’t see why we need to waste the court’s time.