Real Headline: Scottie Pippen's Ex-Wife Wants The World To Know She Did Not And Will Not Fuck Ben Simmons

Sometimes you don’t have to get too creative with a headline. Sometimes just saying the absurdity of the story does the trick. This is one of those times. Let me repeat. Scottie Pippen’s ex-wife is announcing to the world that she has not and will not fuck Ben Simmons. Apparently he really can’t shoot.

Pippen’s ex-wife, Larsa, has made her name on this here website before. Go read Rone’s blog from a few years ago:

She also happens to be best friends with the Kardashians. She also looks pretty fucking good for 45 if you ask me. I gotta say this feel right for the Sixers though. Come so close to winning, only to come up short.

I hope Simmons keeps shooting his shot. Apparently there’s the whole thing of him dating Kendall Jenner and that’s part of the reason as to why Larsa won’t fuck him. Either way, it’s gotta suck to be put on blast that someone won’t fuck you. Usually when someone tells you they aren’t interested that stays between you two and their friends.