SF Gate – Sharon Stone has taken aim at actresses who refuse to bare all in sex scenes, insisting it just isn’t natural to cover up. The actress has never been afraid of nude scenes in her films and can’t understand her peers, who sign up for a little movie lovemaking only to make sure they’re buried in the duvet. She tells WENN, “I feel that it’s so disappointing in films when you see the comforter taped to someone’s chest. It takes you out of the scene and doesn’t protect you from something within the scene. “My ‘Lovelace’ co-star Peter Sarsgaard said, ‘When I’m in bed with someone and I get up to go to the bathroom, I don’t take the comforter with me’.” Stone admits she had to explain her nudity onscreen to her father when he asked her, “Do you really have to be naked all the time?” after watching his daughter in “Basic Instinct.” She recalls, “I’m like, ‘Well, yeah! I’m playing a sociopathic sexual serial killer!’ “When it has common sense it doesn’t make sense to do something else. It really is the costume of your character. What else are you gonna do? It seems foolish to do something else and if you do something else, that distracts the audience if your inauthentic. “If you’re inauthentically naked then it’s distracting to the audience when you are naked.”
Preach Sharon! You kinky old cougar! If it was up to Sharon Stone you know she’d just fuck for real on camera. None of this simulated sex stuff. No cock socks or anything like that. Just go ahead and put it right inside. Fuck me for the sake of cinematic integrity! What a woman. Ever since she was flashing that pussy in Basic Instinct it was clear she was bad to the fucking bone. Like yea she was an actress but no other chicks in the industry willingly flashes their clit on screen with that much confidence unless that absolutely love doing it.
So in honor of Sharon’s amazing logic, lets do top 5 chicks you’d like to see get naked during a Hollywood sex scene. There’s no definitive list on this one, since everyone has a different list of favorite chicks. Tweet me with the hashtag #ActressYouWantToSeeNaked and give me your list of favorites. Black Twitter will probably join in with that one and we’ll be trending by the end of the day.
5. Nina Dobrev
Absolutely scorching, magma hot. One of the most underrated chicks in the game. There were rumors swirling for a while that she would be the chick in the 50 Shades of Grey movie which would be awesome. I would sincerely like to watch this chick fuck.
4. Anna Kendrick
If we could get an X Rated version of the Riff Off in Pitch Perfect I’d probably never watch anything ever again. Wouldn’t even need it to be a sex scene. Just a naked acapella music battle would suffice.
3. Jessica Alba/Jessica Biel
This is obviously kinda cheating. Combining the Two Jessicas. These chicks are inexorably connected because of the way they both insist on bending over doggy style in their bikinis and their first names. So I am lumping them together. Neither of them ever make any good movies. Neither of them have any Oscars in their future. So whats with the high horse routine? Get naked and have sex in your movies. Preferably with each other.
2. Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale is an angel. An angel of beauty. She just turned 40 and she doesn’t look a day past 25. She’s pure class. Elegance. Divine, if you will. Which is exactly why I wanna see her get naked and fuck on screen. There would be no greater shock to me and my dick than Kate Beckinsale bursting onto a scene in lingerie, stripping, and getting down. She’s like this forbidden fruit you’d never expect to be DTF. Makes it that much better.
1. Sofia Vergara
So after Sofia Vergara appeared to be aging backwards and after her run to the Final Four of the GTA Tournament of Champions, she was absolutely hands down my number 1 choice of chicks I’d like to see get naked and fuck in a movie. So I google her to get some pictures and what do I see? In her upcoming movie, she has a threesome with…Sharon fucking Stone! If thats not a sign that Vergara is the number 1 choice for this blog I don’t know what is. The stars just perfectly aligning on this one. Vergara having sex with Sharon Stone. DIABOLICAL. Two of the hottest women…and I say women because these broads are for sure not “girls”…going at it on camera. Thats the stuff dreams are made of. A scene that gives life to some of the best boners of all time. A place where sperm goes to die.
Jennifer Love Hewitt circa 2000 Heartbreakers
Only reason this wasn’t #1 on my list is because its 2013 and shes pregnant now and shit. But if I could rewind time and have my pick, this would obviously be it. You all know my feelings on JLH in Heartbreakers. Hottest chick of all time. If Heartbreakers was turned into a porno I would end up masturbating to death I think.
Olivia Wilde - I think technically she already got naked in Alpha Dog? But I’d like to see her run it back
Mila Kunis – Kinda sorta did that sex scene in Black Swan so I wasn’t sure if she counted. But full blown naked sex needs to happen.
PS – 99% sure my dad hooked up with Sharon Stone in high school. Which is just about the greatest notch any man can have on his belt.