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Dude Threatens To Kill His Wife Because He Believes Cleaning The Kitty Litter Box Is A Wife's Responsibility


Palm CoastA Palm Coast man is accused of threatening to kill his wife after the couple argued about whose responsibility it is to change the cat litter, according to a Flagler County sheriff's report. Avelino Urbano Garon, 59, was arrested Aug. 18 and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, the report states. His wife reported to deputies that they had been fighting “all day” on Aug. 17 and that it continued into the evening hours. “Avelino was becoming angrier and threatening to throw the cat against the wall,” according to the report. He then “took possession of a knife” and said to his wife: “Do you want me to kill you? I will kill you.” “Avelino made a verbal statement advising that he believes a wife is responsible for cleaning the kitty litter box and that he did no wrong in threatening (her),” a deputy reported. Garon was booked into the Flagler County Inmate Facility and later released on $1,000 bail.

Listen in relationships there are gender roles. Whether you want to admit it or not. Whether you're a feminist and progressive or a chauvinist and conservative. Dudes are supposed to do certain things and broads are supposed to do other shit. Guys – take out the trash. We do the yard work and shit like that. Any issues in the garage – our territory. We take care of all electronics and mechanical issues. Now personally speaking, when I say that we “take care” of these issues, I mean I'm going to pay a Mexican man to do all that shit for me. But the point remains, one way or the other, its our responsibility to take care of shit in that department.

Chicks – cook, clean, laundry. More or less, make sure things in the house always smell good. Whether its a home cooked meal, some Pine Sol, fresh linens, whatever – when you walk into the house the place better smell good. You know what falls under that category? The fucking kitten shit in the box of sand. One of your basic duties should be to make sure there aren't lumps of dried out cat shit sitting out in the open inside the house. Again, I don't care how you get it done. You can hire the same Mexican man I use to clean that box. You can teach the cat to shit outside. Fuck we can just kick the cat out of the house altogether. Who wants a cat in the first place? But at the end of the day, its the wife's responsibility to deal with the cat shit.