Ryan Fitzpatrick Was Laying The Goddamn Wood Tonight

Don’t you dare tell Ryan Fitzpatrick that the preseason doesn’t matter! Mostly because every minute of the preseason matters for a guy that needs to make the roster as at least a backup so he can morph into Fitzmagic at some point in the regular season before morphing back into Ryan Fitzpatrick Harvard grad and also because tonight was a Fitzmagic Revenge Game. Okay, pretty much every game is a Fitzmagic Revenge Game since poor Ryno has been passed around like a slow-burning blunt (Sidenote: Best of luck with your future endeavors Buddha Ben). But the bottom line is if you see a savage like this in the open field during a game, he’s not sliding or running out of bounds. He’s coming to snatch your soul clean from your body.