Can't Suck Your Own Dick Harder Than This Media Guy Just Did

Just remember guys, this entire Super Bowl, the whole NFL, the football you love, it’s guys like Brian Murphy that make it all possible. Because really, when it comes down to it, who would ever watch football if we couldn’t get a quote from a player saying the guys played as a team tonight. That’s what it’s all about. Thank you Brian Murphy, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Live look at Brian Murphy during Super Bowl week.

Also, I know there is a microscopic part of what he is saying that is true. Yes technically we need television to make the NFL popular. But someone should probably explain to Brian Murphy that there are about 50 guys in the world that can do what Marshawn Lynch does, there are a million people that can be Brian Murphy.