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Chinese Dude Passes Out Drunk And Wakes Up On A Cargo Ship About To Leave For The US

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Huff PoJiang Wu was staying at a Bed & Breakfast in Qingdao, Eastern China, and had a night so wild that he drunkenly mistook a shipping container for the B&B and fell asleep inside it, according to reported Thursday. When he woke up, the crate had been loaded aboard a cargo ship set for a two-week trip to Los Angeles, reported. Although the container was sealed, he had a phone and called everyone he knew, including the local police, who arrived on the scene. “His problem was, though, that he couldn’t tell us which container he was in and there were thousands of them stacked on top of each other,” a police spokesman, according to Fairfax NZ News. Wu kept banging on the crate and police eventually found him in some containers stacked 60 feet high, “He’s very lucky. If he’d been asleep for another hour the next stop would have been America,” one docker said, according to the Daily Star.

Hell of a night for Jiang Wu. One too many Sapporos and a few too many rounds of karaoke and next thing you know you’re in a Dexter compartment aboard a cargo ship bound for America. Imagine how much of a panic you wake up in when you come to with a hangover in a giant, pitch black container? If I pass out drunk on the couch or at a friends place the moment I wake up I’m in an absolute frenzy for about 3 seconds before I realize whats going on. If I was in an empty metal container box I don’t know what the fuck I’d do.

Makes you wonder how many Asians pulled this stunt like 20 years ago when there was no cell phones. You know what happens when you get shitfaced and can’t find your B&B and end up 60 feet in the air lost in a container on a cargo ship? You fucking starve to death on a 2 week trip across the world. Ain’t nobody finding you until its too late. Thats how you end up missing forever. Fucking Asians.

PS – How funny was that scene in the video at the 1 minute mark when they opened the door and found him? Dude looked just like every other hungover asshole ever. Just wanted a blue gatorade and a sausage egg and cheese like a motherfucker. He just happened to be in a cargo ship container on a Chinese barge.