Have We Found The Body Of The Production Assistant Who Screwed Up Berman's Shot Last Night?

I’m going to close my eyes and if this intern is here when I open them back up I’m going to bury him in a shallow desert grave.

I think we had this discussion when Stuart Scott passed away, how we were blown away with the coverage and he must have been the nicest guy in the world. And on the flip side how Chris Berman would never receive the same treatment because he just seems like such a dick. Then last night comes, and yes it’s only 4 seconds, but in those 4 seconds is a world of anger and yelling. You mess with Chris Berman and you get 300 pounds of sweaty, stumbling, bumbling, WOOP, anger, right in your face. Two things you don’t want to be in life. 1) A toilet at a buffet after Chris Berman visits. 2) A Production Assistant when anything goes wrong with Chris Berman’s video feed. Pray for that guy.

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PS

I bet on the Pro Bowl last night, obviously, and they put in Andy Dalton for the 4th quarter and it was hysterically awful. I don’t think he threw a pick but he tried, holy fuck did he try. Team of All Stars vs a Defense not really trying and Andy Dalton couldn’t get even a half decent drive going. Dalton’d again, can’t believe it happened in a fake game.