I Got Engaged To Be Married And The Support Has Been Overwhelming!

What day! What a life! In case you weren’t watching Twitch last night (and judging by the viewership, you weren’t) I announced my engagement to get married! To a woman, no less! Who would’ve thought?!?! Not you, comment section. Not I. After a whirlwind of a weekend, I have been overwhelmed by the support from everyone. That includes the interest from my 72-year-old morning co-hows who are already trying to stir all the pots:

Top notch advice from my other married men in the office:

And then, of course, the amazing, positive support from the people:

By golly gee! Thanks for the heartfelt support, everyone! God Bless you all!

PS – Try to unsee my hand as a ballsack. You can’t.

PPS – If you would’ve told me 10 years ago (or anytime ago, really) that I could be getting into a potential argument with my fiance over why Asa Akira is congratulating me for ANYTHING, I would’ve said…I don’t even know. What a world.