The Winner Of The State Of The Union Was This Guy With Probably The Best Politician Hair I Have Ever Seen
I’m not a politics guy, in my brain almost every politician in America is a crook one way or another (or in Illinois a crook in multiple ways). So I watched the State of the Union last night mostly for funny faces and stumbled upon this guy. This guy (if he’s some famous politician whoops!), this guy has the single best politician hair I have ever seen in my life. That right there is what a politician should look like. I don’t need tanned good looking guys with pearly white teeth, fuck that. Those guys win elections, fuck their mistress, start a scandal, and never change anything. This guy right here though, he probably sits in a basement all day reading thousands of pages of law books, zero sunlight, maybe a stale cracker to nibble on, tons of a dandruff on his shoulder, a flickering fluorescent light that needs to be changed but no one from janitorial services will return his call, and a cup of lukewarm earl gray tea. Then he comes out looking like this, and I love it. That’s a politician folks. That’s a guy I can trust is smarter than I am. You don’t have hair like that in public and know what twitter and the internet is. No chance he owns a TV or even a microwave and I love it. Haters get in line.
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