I Am Heart-Broken, Devastated, And Hurt That Bob Wylie Picked The Browns To Finish 3rd In The AFC North

So I'm sitting here this morning, enjoying my iced coffee and thinking about how much I don't miss Trevor Bauer, and I see a familiar face come across my television screen. It's our old friend, Bob Wylie!

So he's on ESPN's Get Up, and of course they want to talk Browns. Who doesn't these days?? But anyways, they asked him to rank the AFC North. I laughed. How could Bob Wylie, the man who Cleveland embraced for being fat, put anyone other than Cleveland at #1. NOPE. He chose the Steelers. Okay, whatever. Wrong, but not crazy. But then he went on to say that the Browns would finish THIRD in the division!!!!

Bob!!! How could you?? I thought you were one of us! I know you're probably a little sour on getting fired and all, but your wagon was hitched to Hue Jackson. What did you think was going to happen? Regardless, you're still a fan favorite in Cleveland. To put us third is not only blatantly unintelligent, it's also downright disrespectful to your people. They are NOT happy.

I'll admit I'm devastated, too. But guess what: at the end of the day, Bob Wylie doesn't wear Orange and Brown anymore. And according to the great Fredrick Kitchens, anyone who doesn't wear Orange and Brown so he doesn't matter!!!!