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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Pistol Whipped His Father Because He Caught Him Fucking His Wife?

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NYDN - A Utah sheriff’s deputy pistol-whipped his dad in a booze-fueled rage after busting him having sex with his wife, police said. Timothy John Brewer, 33, is accused of beating his father, Wesley, after catching him making out with his spouse, Logan Rae, in his young son’s bedroom. Furious at the sick love triangle, he allegedly backhanded his wife then pointed a loaded gun at her head.  He then reportedly battered his pop — a respected Moab fire chief — with the pistol. A terrified Logan fled to her parents’ house, while Wesley returned to his own home to “find a firearm.” But his wife tried to hide the weapon, so he allegedly “grabbed a butcher knife and stabbed himself two times, puncturing a lung and slicing his liver.” Rushed to Moab Regional Hospital, he was flown to a Colorado hospital for surgery — just as his shirtless son turned up in the parking lot and made threats to kill him. Brewer was initially arrested and charged with attempted homicide, aggravated assault, two counts of domestic violence in front a child, assault on a police officer and intoxication. The investigation, however, was passed on to the Utah County Sheriff’s Office because of his connections to the police. His charges were subsequently reduced to assault and assault against a police officer.

Honest question – what would you do if you caught your dad fucking your wife? I was trying to figure out what my reaction would be for this blog, but I had such a hard time figuring out what my genuine reaction would be that I think that’s the blog itself. Because its entirely different than finding a random or your best friend digging out your wife. Thats just straight up betrayal and shit. But your pops being your eskimo brother is a totally different beast.

Part of me thinks I’d be absolutely furious, but only at my wife. All my anger would be directed right at that hooker. My pops was just looking for a nut. Happened to find it inside my wife’s vagina. Who’s fault is that? The man that created me and is the sole reason I even exist and have a wife in the first place? Or the whore that I married? Bubble in B on the Scantron. I’ve always thought in general when you catch your girl cheating, you can’t really blame the dude. Its her job to keep her legs closed. That just applies times 10 when its your dad. Right? Most guys already hate their wives in the first place. If anything I think you just chalk this up to yet another lesson your father taught you. Like “Hey son your wife is a trashbag whore, and the reason I can tell you this is because I’ve been inside her.” Yea, he probably could have just told you that in an email or something rather than proving it with his dick. But if you’re gonna end up kicking her to the curb afterwards he might as well getting a parting gift.

I dunno maybe thats just me. I certainly wouldn’t go pistol whipping him and shit. And I got no idea why the dad ending up stabbing himself with a butcher’s knife. I thought Utah was supposed to be good at this wife-sharing business. Apparently not in the Brewer clan.