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Men's Rights Activist Loses NYC Case Fighting Against Preferential Treatment Of Hot Chicks At Clubs

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NYDNOne lawyer’s quixotic fight for men’s equality suffered yet another legal setback when a judge ruled his human rights were not violated by a Chelsea nightclub that made him buy a $350 bottle of vodka to get in. Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Alexander Hunter wrote this week that Roy Den Hollander was not the victim of age and gender discrimination in 2010 when a bouncer at Amnesia nightclub told the 66-year-old to pay up, while letting a young lady in for free at the same time. “They all pull the same thing: ‘These guys got gray hair, let’s charge them some money,'” said the crusading barrister. “They’re doing the same thing they did in the Deep South back in the 1950s. Having to buy a $350 bottle of watered down vodka – that’s the ‘sitting in the back of the bus’ for us!” Hollander recalled that when the bouncer told him and a friend to buy the pricey bottle of vodka, he knew he was being taken for a sucker.  “There’s no justice for guys in this day and age,” railed Hollander. Still, the anti-feminist attorney said the ruling did not shock him, given the previous defeats he’s suffered in his lonely struggle against male oppression. “I was ticked off, but I’ve come to the conclusion that whenever I go into court and I’m fighting feminist ideology or political correctness, I’m going to lose,” he said. “Either I’m a stupid lawyer, or I’m stupid for thinking the court will enforce the rights of guys.”

William Wallace.

General Maximus Decimus Meridius.

Roy Den Hollander.

All Leaders of Men. All heroes that deserve to go down in the history books as crusaders of freedom. Wallace died for the Scots. Maxiums died fighting as a slave under the tyranny of the emperor. And Roy Den Hollander fights in a court of law against the oppression of New York City club owners and the dickhead bouncers that run the doors. An Anti-Feminist zealot sick and tired of being told to buy a bottle of vodka at literally 10 times the cost. Sick and tired of watching 21 year old chicks strut right through the door and drink for free simply because they’ve got a slit between their legs. Finally reached his breaking point and decided to stand up and declare “We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!”

And yea, maybe Roy Den Hollander keeps losing these battles. But thats his job as a trailblazer. Fall on the sword to raise awareness and bring injustice to light. Thats why he’s the Rosa Parks of Men’s Rights. Rosa ended up in jail for her defiance the same way Roy Den Hollander ends up losing every court case. But he rallies support and bolsters the cause. A true pioneer willing to sacrifice his time and money so that one day, many years from now, his grandson’s grandson can walk into a club free of charge with no bottle minimum hoping to score some pussy without spending a fucking arm and a leg at the door. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Hollander v. United States” goes down alongside “Roe v. Wade” and “Brown v. The Board of Ed.” There should be a Roy Den Hollander Amendment in the Constitution one day. From one man who’s paid 350 dollars for a bottle of fucking Absolut vodka to another – from one man who has basically been force to pay for pussy like a John buying a hooker to another – thank you Mr. Hollander.