Jets Prepare For Life Without Fireman Ed, Create A New J-E-T-S Chant

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In 2013, we are launching an all new J E T S chant tradition. As a first step, find your section on the map for your letter on gameday

 

So, lets recap. Mark Sanchez is literally the worst quarterback in football since 2009. Geno Smith is atrociously out of shape. They’re embroiled in the worst QB controversy ever. Dee Milliner has already acted like an asshole and held out for a few days before caving. Rex is taking pictures with fans mocking the franchise. There’s all sorts of tension between Idzik and Rex.

But hey! We got a new way to control the J-E-T-S chant! Our asshole fireman fan “retired” but we’re won’t be denied! We can’t be stopped! Everyone gets to yell a letter! We don’t need Fireman Ed. We don’t need talented players. We don’t need competent coaching. We’re the New York Jets, goddamit. We can be idiot, asshole fans no matter what the circumstances are!