Phil Kessel Just Put His Pittsburgh House On The Market And His Home Theater Couldn’t Be More Perfect
Phil Kessel is hands down the most interesting player in the NHL, bar none. The guy is such a mystery and as each season goes by something else seems to come out about him that just makes him that much cooler. This time, it’s a picture of his home theater.
Kessel recently posted his Pittsburgh home on the market for a whopping $2.1 million. The house itself is pretty unbelievable. Here is the description posted to realtor.com
Welcome Home to 903 Silver Spring Lane in the coveted Copper Creek Community and North Allegheny School District where you will find true luxury living at its finest. This nearly 8, 000 square foot home sits privately on 3+ acres at the end of a cul-de-sac and yet is less than 15 minutes to downtown Pittsburgh and 10 minutes to Cranberry. Walking through the home is an experience with stunning hardwood floors throughout the main level and an abundance of natural light. The open kitchen is a chef’s dream with every amenity, an abundance of space and a climate controlled walk-in wine closet which holds more than 400 bottles. The master bedroom suite is on the main level and is simply amazing. The second floor has 4 large bedrooms, each having their own full bathroom and walk-in closet. The lower level is massive and includes a wet bar, a theater room with a 120″ movie screen and auditorium style seating, a workout room and an abundance of storage space. There’s room for a pool too!
There is a 100% chance Kessel put in that gym at his house just so he could tell the team he is doing “home workouts”. We aren’t here to talk about the gym, the wet bar or the climate controlled wine closet. We are here to talk about the hilarious home theater Kessel had.
Kessel’s home theater consisted of one chair and a blanket. That’s it. The only thing missing is the hot dog cart to go in the corner of the room. Could this room exemplify Phil Kessel more? Phil the Thrill doesn’t care about you and he certainly doesn’t want you talking during his movie time. Can you blame the guy? I mean, this room is the definition of perfect. There is nothing worse than someone that won’t shut the fuck up during a movie or a TV show. Listen, I’m trying to watch Game of Thrones here, I don’t want to hear about your tough day at work.
“Oh honey, we should watch a movie tonight in the move theater”
“Sorry babe, there is only one seat in there. Let’s just watch something up here.”
It’s the perfect way to make something yours and only yours. Supply and demand. There is literally only one chair. That means the room is for Phil and Phil only.
What a legend. I can’t wait until Biz gets ahold of this guy in Arizona. Sunday Brunch for Phil may be a little different with Biz as his wing man.