GoDaddy Coming In HOT With Another Sexy Super Bowl Spot...Just Kidding They Tried To Be Funny With A Depressing Puppy Mill Commercial

1/27/2015 7:15 PM

Um…why? When I first started a blog I went with GoDaddy because A) I had ZERO fucking idea what I was doing and B) I’m a sucker for mindless, American advertising. Little did I know GoDaddy spent 99% on ad dollars and contribute dick to their actual product and customer service, but still, can’t hate them for getting me and a million other saps through the door. But somebody needs to flunk back to Marketing 101 with this ad. Not only did they abandon what was working but they decided to go to one of the most depressing angles out there. Who wants to see puppies be being sold as objects? This is the advertising equivalent to Old Yeller being shot or Homeward Bound II shitting on the amazing first movie. Have a heart, GoDaddy.