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Parents Flee From Wild Buffalo Just In The Nick Of Time Without Worrying About Their Daughter

Typically where the buffalo roam you can seldom hear a discouraging word. Today is not a typical day. It’s time for a divorce.

If I was this little girl, I would divorce my parents. There’s no doubt about it. I’d walk into the hotel room, look at my father and say, “Darrel, this is the end. We can work out the money stuff through my attorney but I felt like, and only god knows why, you needed to hear this part directly from me. I’m not your daughter anymore.”

As parents, you should ALWAYS put yourself between a buffalo and your kids. Furthermore, you should never be near a wild buffalo. I hope the same folks who freaked out about Tom Brady take a look at this. This is real danger that isnt needed. Stay away from where the buffalo