Dude Gets Absolutely BLASTED By His Girlfriend For "Lookin At Other Women" Right Smack Dab In The Middle Of An Airplane

MA’AM: you’re gonna be charged with assault.

Fine whatever.

I mean, obviously this isn’t the ideal time and place, but you’ve been in a relationship before. You know the drill.  If the fight’s comin…there’s no stopping it.  If you see that look in your girl’s eye – THAT look – telling her to “calm down” is like putting a tupperware lid on top of an erupting volcano.  It’s about to go DOWN.  If the location just happens to be in the middle of an airplane, well, everybody needs to fasten their seatbelts and prepare for turbulence.

Oftentimes you see some heroes try to get involved, try to break it up, usually catching an inadvertent elbow to the mouth in the process.  Fuck that!  Just sit there calmly and enjoy the show.  Get your phone out (if she can’t see you doing it, reallllyyy don’t want her anger directed at you) and get yourself some viral-ness out of it.  Like these dudes know the deal.

Just play it cool and enjoy the fact you got a little pre-flight entertainment.