Dude Scribes A Novel And A Half To Burn His Cheating Ex For Trying To Get Back Together
Obviously, like everything on the internet nowadays, this reeks of fake. Shit like this is getting out of hand (pun fucking intended). But if we take a step back and evaluate it as a whole I guess we can give this a solid B of a burn. A simple “Fuck off whore” would have sufficed, but to each their own. Hugging and reinserting feces into one’s rectum hardly gets that fairy tale ending. Props to her for being the cheater and still demanding the second chance. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Sadly you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube but he can at least try to put the poop back in the butt.