I mean, come on. This is as close to a perfect headline and story that we’ll see. What are the chances that five guys get arrested for fighting at Five Guys? What are the chances this happens in Florida? Okay, maybe that last question is a pretty high chance.
However, it doesn’t feel right that we don’t know what started this fight. I mean it’s Florida. The possibilities are endless. You could tell me pretty much anything started this fight and I’d just nod along like yep, that makes sense. Sounds like Stuart, Florida if you ask me.
Never change, Florida. Never change.