Miley Cyrus Went Full Frontal For A Magazine And I Have No Idea What I Ever Saw In Her
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You ever have a moment where you realize something you used to think is super embarrassing and dumb? For instance, when I was a little kid I thought my balls were made of play doh. Not a play doh like substance, I’m talking actual play doh. Swallowed it one day and just figured that’s where it ended up. Play Doh balls. So fucking stupid.
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Well that’s where I’m at with Miley. I used to think that was hot? That grunge punk looking boy with the a cups who needs a hamburger a hot shower and some rehab? Fuck, how could I be so dumb? How could I be so simple minded? Play Doh Balls 2.0. Use your brain Big Cat, one time.
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