In The Least Shocking News Of All Time, Raiders Owner Mark Davis Unwinds From A Day Full Of Meetings At The Local Hooters

I think I’m falling in love with Mark Davis. The strangest rich person of all time. Owns a professional sports team, flies Southwest, still gets a bowl cut, and unwinds from a long day of meetings with a plate full of wings at Hooters and a couple of Mai Tais. Seriously, besides the whole being the worst team in professional sports and a constant laughing stock to everyone in the NFL, Mark Davis sort of has it all figured out. Simple pleasures go a long way. Sometimes after hiring a new football coach, staring at some huge tits and eating some greasy food is the only way to chill out.