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I Have A Beef With Sales Guy


Sales guy posted this picture yesterday on twitter and facebook. Him just chilling at a pool in the middle of the day when he should be working. Umm how big of a moron do you have to be to do this? Now keep in mind I already think the Blackout Crew basically steals money from me. I’ve made that abundantly clear to them in the last couple weeks. I think all they do is show up at our events, get shitfaced, try to get laid and then go onto the next party. They don’t promote the shows, they don’t use social media enough, they don’t try to find funny stuff at the parties for the website. Whenever I bring it up to them they cry me a river about how demanding it is blah, blah, blah.

So having said all  that how dumb do you have to be to post this picture which basically confirms everything I already thought. I mean even if this is really what you’re doing why would you post it on social media so I can see it? It’s like those idiot bank robbers who brag about robbing a bank online and then get caught. Sales Guy just has got to be the dumbest motherfucker in terms of the way he plays the game. I mean I already think you don’t work hard. I just told you that last week. So what do you do? You go out and post a “poolyfe” picture at 4:30 on a Monday. Incredible.

Oh and that bathing suit he’s wearing?  Milton’s gave it to him for free because he works for Barstool.  Idiot doesn’t even mention it.   That’s what they get for giving him free shit in the first place.