Ronaldo Is Already Back On The Saddle With A New Woman And I Guess She's Alright
Y ya van 3!! SIIIIIIUUU!!!Balón de Oro 2014! Enhorabuena! Zurich 12/01/15 pic.twitter.com/jnLKISHyh3
— Lucia Villalon Puras (@lucia_villalon) January 13, 2015
Fucking Ronaldo. Drop a supermodel and automatically get the pick of the litter from about 3 billion or so women. I guess we all should have tried to be the most recognizable athlete on the planet. This time it’s Real Madrid broadcaster Lucia Villalon Puras. I mean she’s gorgeous and all, but it’s Ronaldo we’re talking about. Coming straight off of Irina Shayk it’s not exactly what I was expecting. To each their own, but if you just went out with top-10 on Earth materiel for years I guess there’s no where to go but down.
Sidenote: I’ve taken a collective 8 years of Espanol in my education career and the only legitimate sentence I can kind of put together is “No me gusta pantelones en la bilbioteca”. I am not ashamed. More Lucia: