Happy National (Cup) Snake Day

A lot of people forget that today is International Snake Day. Couldn’t ask for better timing with all this Cup Snake shit that’s making my head explode. Can’t even come up for air to think about the Cubs lineup. Makes me sick to my stomach so I’m gonna slow things down and turn it back to this all time classic.

Honey Badger: Me

Snake: Cubs PR

You: buy some goddamn shirts