No Worse Feeling Than That "I Just Washed My Hands In The Urinal" Feeling

Unless you’re an outright savage not fit for modern civilization, you wash your hands after taking a shit. However, you’re good to go after a piss with no splashback, unless of course your dick looks more infected than something out of 28 Days Later. This fine middle-American was happily on his way out till he saw a couple pieces of Eurotrash who would judge him on camera for not washing his hands. We’ve all been there. Usually you can just run some water under those digits for 2 seconds and call it a day. Not here. Poor bastard was guilted right into urinal.