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This Graph Makes Me Both Sad And Nauseous

The Phillies are in such a shit spot that they can’t even blow the team up because nobody wants their elderly, overpaid trash Thanks, Rubes. Great job you’ve done taking the keys to a Rolls Royce, driving it into a ditch then Moltov Cocktailing it into hell. Ruben Amaro took over after the 2008 season, let’s see what’s happened since:

2008: World Series Champs
2009: Lost in WS
2010: Lost in NLCS
2011: Lost in NLDS
2012: 78-79, 3rd in NL East
2013: 73-88, 4th in NL East
2014: 73-89, last in NL East

Worse year after year after year. The fact that some people still have their jobs is a slap in the face to the entire fanbase.

I hate this team.