It Doesn't Get Any More Electrifying Than The Heavy Metal Knitting World Championships
So uhh…yeah…I guess humans have just been on this planet for way too long and we’re running out of shit to do.
At first there had to be one person who said to themselves, “yeah knitting is cool and everything but can you imagine knitting while rocking out to some heavy metal?”. He then needed to speak that idea out loud to somebody else, who then needed to respond “oh fuck yeah, bro”. Then those two idiots needed to start recruiting more and more people who had absolutely nothing better to do than to go along with this idea. And then finally, they were able to convince people to come out and watch this shit just as fans. The fact that all of those events transpired and the end result was what we saw in that video leads me to believe that humans have been on this planet for far too long and we’re just bored as heck.
Anyways. I’d love to know how this competition is judged. I’m fairly new to the sport of Heavy Metal Knitting. Not quite as new as all of you who literally just found out about it right now when you’re reading this blog. I have a good hour head start on all of you but I’m still a novice when it comes to the sport. But as a newer fan of the game, I can already tell that the woman in the beginning of the video put on a goddamn show. The dude that followed her was an absolute force as well. I have to imagine that those are the two GOATs when it comes to Heavy Metal Knitting. So if anybody else won the competition besides either of them, I’m a little worried that corruption and scandal has rocked the Heavy Metal Knitting World Championships to its core.