Only Way To Stay Warm In Chicago Is To Just Start Humping On The L

Annnnd never have I been so happy for a video to only be 6 seconds long. Like two high school lovers that can’t keep their hands off of each other. Are there other people on this train? Nah babe, it’s just you and me in this world, just me and you, also please remember to shift your weight so you don’t break my entire body.

Or option B is to just pound Natty’s on your morning commute. One of those days where you question why the fuck you don’t live in California.