Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Hid A Gun In Her Pussy And Meth In Her Asshole?

Huff Po – Women are full of secrets. Christie Harris, who was caught in jail this March with a loaded gun in her vagina and meth in her butt has been sentenced to 25 years in prison, according to The Smoking Gun. The Ada, Okla. woman pleaded no contest last week to charges including methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail. Harris was arrested in March, after a drug dog led cops to her car and a search of the vehicle uncovered meth, drug paraphernalia and a semi-automatic pistol. While in jail, Harris told the female officer she did not want to lower her underwear for a contraband search because “she was on her period,” according to a police report. She ended up complying, though, and the officer noticed “a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.” That item turned out to be a loaded 5-shot revolver. “It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR. “If it goes off, it’s only going one place.” The officer also “retrieved from Christie’s buttock, two clear baggies containing a large amount of a crystal substance.” That crystal substance turned out to be meth.

That is one hell of a Double Penetration. Thats worse than a chick taking two black dudes in her holes. I can’t help but think she left half the gun sticking out of her pussy on purpose. Almost to distract police from her asshole full of meth. You know what I’m saying? Like I remember when Mark McGwire was being investigated for steroids, I heard he used to leave Andro and Creatine and all sorts of supplements that were “almost steroids” out in the open. Hoping that if reporters and investigators saw that they would just assume that was the worst of it and not dig any deeper to find the real steroids. Gotta think Christine Harris leaves the butt of a gun hanging out of her pussy so that cops wouldn’t dig any further into her asshole and find her crystal. Sacrifice a gun-ful of pussy to protect your precious assfull of meth. Seems perfectly logical for a meth head and I applaud the effort. Respect that loose pussy.