This Is What An Office Chair Looks Like After Years Of Eating Cheetos And Wiping Your Hand On It
I don’t even understand how this is possible? Is this a home office? Because if its a real cube farm and no one ever said a word to this guy, to stop eating cheetos and rubbing his gross orange fingers everywhere then that might be crazier than the Cheeto Chair. Not even saying you have to confront him, but you definitely have to talk loudly behind his back until he gets the hint that his Cheeto Chair is making everyone want to puke. Do we live in a society anymore? Because looking at the Cheeto Chair is making me think we most certainly do not.
Also, for the record, at some point you have to just give up on eating cheetos right? You can’t be an adult with orange cheese under your fingernails and all over your mouth. Such an awful look. Only time I eat Cheetos now is when I’m about to take a shower. Just pound a bag and jump right into a scalding hot shower to blast all the cheese off your body.
PS
100% chance this guy walks around with skidmarks in his underwear. Never been a surer bet in my life.