Emily Ratajkowski Declares Independence From Her Swimwear

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SourceShe always sends temperatures soaring with her risqué montage of snaps.

And Emily Ratajkowski upped the sex appeal as she went starkers in a series of social media posts shared from her European holiday on Instagram on Wednesday.

The married model, 28, barely protected her modesty by covering her breasts with her hands before she cooled off by going skinny dipping.

This is how we want our best and brightest citizens celebrating our culture overseas. Just like the USWNT, here we have, in the very heart of the Old World that we broke away from 250 years ago, Emily Ratajkowski showing those Europeans the core beliefs that are the bedrock of the great American Experiment. The Right to express yourself. Freedom from the tyranny and oppression of a bathing suit. The fundamental rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Naked in public.

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to undo the straps which have connected their swimsuit and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and going Au Natural entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

I hold these truths to be self-evident. That not all people are created equal. That some are models who are flawless, while almost all of the rest of us go through live looking like piles of overstuffed garbage bags. And that whenever Emily Ratajkoswki feels that her two-piece has become destructive of her ends, it is her Right as a Supermodel to alter or to abolish it.

So try to enjoy your 4th. I’ll be spending tomorrow at Green Harbor beach in Marshfield, with nobody within a thousand mile who will look like are even the same species as Emily Ratajkowski, least of all me. All I know is that her freedom to express herself in this way is at least partly what those bold men bled the ground red at Bunker Hill for.