This Guy Using Connect-Four To Pick Up Chicks On Tinder Is Such A Fraud I Can't Stand It

So this is what’s going viral on these Internets. Oh, it seems so natural. Start up a game of Connect Four as conversation, get their number, live happily ever after with a one night stand. Easy peasy, Japanesey right? Wrong. It’s not that simple. And the truth comes out in the text:

First off, he’s riding a dolphin with a gun? I’m having serious issues deciding if that’s an amazing or asshole move for a Tinder profile pic. Probably both. But more importantly, no shit he’s good looking. If he were an average Joe or worse there’s absolutely nothing he can do to improve his chances other than firing shots in the dark. Try having the head of a watermelon balancing on a toothpick and see if you get chicas to play your game. If this guy is as attractive as they claim he could say almost anything and still get an EZpass into their pants. As long as he avoids the topics of rape and politics he should have it made int the shade. Leave the parlor tricks for the little people. It’s all we have, man.