The Pizza Bikini Needs To Take Off Like A Friggin' Rocket

Nom nom nom.

Welp, the woman can forget about the cooking classes, couple’s massage or candy that I’ll end up eating anyways for Valentine’s Day. The Pizza Bikini is what’s hot in the streets for presents that we both like (And by both I mean just me as I’m First ballot HOF in the art of the backhanded couple’s gift). Just give her some pepperoni slices laced with Polly-O, put on the game and complete the Costanza trifecta. A good time will be had by at least one of us. So your move, ladies. Let’s make this a real thing. It helps having Playboy Bunny Jessica Hinton is the spokes model, but I’m sure it comes in all shapes and sizes. The bigger the girl I’m sure she wouldn’t mind having a couple of full calzones slapped right on her skin.

You all now the rules…