Dogs Of The Week

Sup gang. Pageview rankings came out last week and I was dead last in gross total. Fucking blows because I only get one bite at the apple each week and I use it on my dogs without hesitation. Now I’m thinking maybe I need to get in the big tits click bait game and start moving myself up the power rankings.

Until then and for now I want to take a brief moment to say I was separated from Carl for the week and it wasn’t too shabby save for me chewing through my tail and spending the last 6 days thinking every goddamn sound was him coming back to get me. So yeah other than the overwhelming separation anxiety and subsequent physical manifestions I HAD A BLAST which brings me to this week’s question: what’s the worst part about being away from each other?

Phenomenal Smile.