I know everyone is still in Aaron Hernandez mode and a lot of Stoolies out there are probably like “KFC why are you blogging about this trial?” Well let me assure you if you haven’t been keeping up with star witness of the Zimmerman trial, you’re missing some absolutely spectacular entertainment. No joke the first thing I did this morning was scramble for the remote to put on CNN. She’s like appointment television at this point. She looks like Precious, has a hair weave like E. Honda from Street Fighter, and I think she has swallowed and inflatable inner tube. In case you haven’t been watching, let me catch you up to speed. This is whats gone on so far:
Thats it. Everyone keeps saying “Creepy Ass Cracker” and she just responds to every single question with “Yes Sir.” She’s like ‘Sheed in his infamous post game interview when all he said was “Both teams played hard.” Straight repeat.
Here’s her latest twitter activity before it was deleted by the prosecution:
She sent out a tweet saying “Court nails” with this picture
They asked her to read a letter that she said she wrote and she said “I don’t read cursive”. She only knows three words – “yes,” “sir” and “aksd.” She is….the Most Idiotic Witness In The World. I give it one more day of questioning before she absolutely snaps.