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Apparently Shoving Your Big Toe Up Your Opponent's Butthole Gets You Penalized In MMA

Bellator 223 is LIVE from London right now, although it’s unwatchable, as they’re airing this event on tape delay – per usual with international cards for them…LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME…and this dude Jorge Kanella just shoved his big toe right up his opponent’s asshole! Fucking crazy move! Never seen anything like it in all my years of watching MMA. So like…I’m not even really kidding with my headline. I had no idea you got a point taken away* for that. It makes sense, but hey, I didn’t fuckin know! Wild.

If someone shoved their toe up by asshole during a fight I think I’d do everything in my power to just get the fight called off. I don’t wanna fight anymore dude. I just got a toe shoved up my asshole. I wanna fuckin go home.

Lotsa fights on tonight from this Bellator London card to UFC Greenville to Artem Lobov vs Paulie Malignaggi in a Bare Knuckle showdown! Strap in, folks!

*If you’re confused about how scoring works in MMA, basically, it operates on boxing’s 10 Point Must system. So the winner of a round (in the eyes of a judge) is given a score of 10, and his/her opponent is given a 9, or if beaten very very very dominantly and badly, an 8. Those scores are tallied up at the end of a fight and that decides the winner if it has to.