Jose Canseco Welcomes Arod To Twitter

 

If you don’t think I’m permanently calling Alex Rodriguez “Bitch Tit” from now on, you are outside of your mind. I think the fact that its the singular “tit” makes it that much better. If there is any sort of Baseball Gods, they’ll make Jose bully Alex Rodriguez to the point that he cries and abandons this terrible idea to join Twitter. Its absolutely the worst idea Arod has ever had. The weirdest part is that his account was created in 2011 and just now he’s decided to start tweeting. Like of all times in his career, he thought now would be the appropriate time to open himself up to public criticism. Genius.

Enjoy the rantings and ravings of a juiced up lunatic, Alex. Something tells me this won’t be the last you hear from Jose.