(NYP)–YouPorn, the adult entertainment website, is hoping to give one lucky lovebird the “truly unique” opportunity to propose to a significant other on the pornography-streaming platform.
“Expectations for the most unique proposals are at an all-time high, as this once in a lifetime moment will never be forgotten,” said Charlie Hughes, vice president of YouPorn, in a press release. “What better way to make your love story truly unique than popping the question in front of the millions of people and on one of the most popular websites in the world?”
The contest, which YouPorn is calling “YouPropose,” requires participants to apply by submitting “a paragraph gushing about why you would like to propose to your partner on YouPorn.”
The site will be accepting submissions for an entire month, starting June 18. A winner will be chosen at a later date to display his/her proposal video on the streaming platform for a full 24 hours.
Let’s set the stage. You’ve been with your girl for 4 years now. You’re in your late 20s. You live together. You have a dog together, a golden doodle that was super cute as a puppy, but has gotten a little less cute with age but nobody wants to admit it. It’s time. How do you know it’s time? Well because your girlfriend has moved from the subtle hints phase that happened in year 2, to the ultimatum phase in year 4. You ask her parents, they sighed. You picked out a ring(she picked it). And now the only thing left to do is actually propose and you need to do it soon because she needs a year to plan and she has already told you that she wants a summer wedding. The only thing left to do is figure out the most romantic way to propose and now YouPorn has done the heavy lifting for you. I’d imagine that post-engagement sex is pretty great. Lots of emotions going on there. Probably the last best sex you’ll have before you’re married and not having sex on your wedding night or in general. Now you get to have that moment captured on YouPorn forever and broadcast out to thousands of horny incels just imagining what it would be like to have a girl not only have sex with them, but agree to a marriage proposal. How romantic.