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FOR SALE: BLIND MIKE'S VISIONARY PORTRAITS OF KIRK MINIHANE; STARTING BID $5,000

FOR SALE: BLIND MIKE’S VISIONARY PORTRAITS OF KIRK MINIHANE; STARTING BID $5,000

By now you’ve all heard the harrowing tale of Kirk Minihane’s persecution at the hands of ignorant boob and established enemy of Barstool Sports Joe Curtatone.

After picking a fight with El Pres over Bruins rally towels, Curtatone yesterday filed a lawsuit against Minihane. Why is he suing Podcast Jesus? Pure retaliation over a courageous act of journalism.

You can read that tale elsewhere. What’s important now is helping Minihane avoid jail time by raising money for the Kirk Minihane Legal Defense Fund.

This morning Blind Mike joined The Kirk Minihane Show and offered his important legal services as a courtroom sketch artist. Everyone knows a good legal defense rests on a quality sketch artist.

The portraits are stunning in their gritty realism. Not since Da Vinci has an artist so vividly captured the agony of a great man facing martyrdom.

Now, these unique works of art are up for auction. Here’s the art dealers listing. Please, share this with your friends. The cause is noble.

On auction here are three original drawings of Kirk Minihane, a.k.a. Podcast Jesus, by visionary artist Blind Mike. The drawings were rendered on June 18, 2019, just weeks before Minihane was sentenced to a two year prison term for prank calling some hack politician from Massachusetts. In the gripping images, the artist captures a tormented soul, crying out in anguish, listless yet filled with rage in the face of state oppression. The artist’s decision to go with pencil and parchment bespeaks a minimalism found in most of his work and may be a commentary on the ultimate pointlessness of human existence. 

The winning bidder will receive all three images on a piece of parchment, which will be haphazardly folded and stuffed into an envelope and probably mailed to the incorrect address. All proceeds from this auction will be used for the Kirk Minihane Legal Defense Fund. In the unlikely event that Minihane is not sent to jail for his crimes against humanity, proceeds will be donated to the women’s charity that Mayor Curtatone used to virtue signal after launching a frivolous lawsuit against Kirk Minihane and Barstool Sports.