So Tommy Lee Has A Complete ROCKET Of A Wife, Because Of Course

Goddamn!!! Who’da thunk that Tommy Lee would have a complete and total forest fire of a wife?  I never in a million years would have thought that.  The guy’s 56 years old now, how in the hell is he pulling a wife like this?  I guess she was a Vine star (RIPIP) and now is starting her acting career.  Good for Mrs. Furlan-Lee.  Can’t wait to see more of her.

Love his comment too:

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After inspecting this photo with my Inspector Gadget magnifying glass, I have come to a conclusion:


She’s perfection head to toe

PS I was joking earlier about Tommy Lee not being able to pull a girl like this.  Of course he can, he’s Tommy Lee.  Two things:

1. Motley Crue fucks

2. Pamela Anderson is an OG smoke for anyone who’s 30+… and no I’m not linking their sex tape, google it you lazy asses

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