Imagine Joe Curtaone Vs. Michael Portnoy Esq in the Trial of the Century
So I’m sure everybody has heard about this by now. The worlds worst mayor Joe Curtatone is suing Kirk Minihane and Barstool Sports over that interview Kirk did with him a few weeks ago. Apparently the good Mayor has plenty of time on his hands. Listen I’m not going to sit here and debate whether Kirk broke the law or not by pretending to be the guy from the Globe to obtain this interview. Frankly I have no idea what the law says about that. But I do know the only reason he had to do that is because Curtatone refuses to talk to any member of the media who disagrees with him or challenges him on his lies. Kirk asked him for an interview and he declined. I asked him to debate me and he declined. Instead he just did a media tour bashing Barstool and making up lies about us to people who just let him rant and rave without challenging him on his topics.
But honestly who cares if Curtatone sues us? I mean even if Kirk did break the law what are the damages? Curtatone is a public figure. He was asked questions and answered them to the best of his ability. Kirk didn’t make him look bad. Joe Curtatone made himself look bad. Nothing was taken out of context or distorted. All he did was prove what everybody already knows and that is that he is a bumbling idiot. If anybody should be suing anybody I should be suing him for slander. But unlike Joe I actually have things to do. Either way I truly hope this goes to trial. My dad vs. Joe Curtatone would be some of the best content of all time. That’s what this moron doesn’t understand. You can’t beat us Joe. Even when you think you’re winning you’re losing.